Day One

I am an insomniac. Worse than that, I am an insomniac with three children. Even worse you ask, I am an insomniac with three children, who happen to currently be on summer vacation! This is why I have two best friends, one of them being Iced Coffee!

My five year old discovered that the stray cat that hangs out in our yard had a litter of kittens. This happens to be one of those Mommy is supposed to know what to do situations. Guess what? Mommy had no idea. So after asking around, it seems as though the prognosis is that Mama cat is going to die, and Mama me is going to be rescuing four helpless kittens.

My other best friend and I had our newly ritualistic nightly chat tonight. Let me give you a quick description of said best friend (no I am not talking about Iced Coffee) as he will be a frequent returning character in my blogging adventures. His name is Levi, yes, I said he. He is fun, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, mature, friendly, gets along with everyone, has great taste in music, and movies, and books, incredibly handsome, I could go on with a list of his positive attributes for days! Sounds like the perfect guy right? I thought so too, but unfortunately for the female populous, he is quite secure in his homosexuality.

So, just about every night, thanks to his strange work hours, and my insomnia, we talk, and talk, and talk. Usually about men and how much they suck!

Tonight I went on a very long tirade about how I think that couples appearing to be happy are faking it, and how I believe I will never be in a happy relationship again. I FEAR I HAVE TURNED INTO AN ICE QUEEN! 

Thank the Gods for my very patient supportive Levi, who should have just yelled at me to get over it and shut the hell up! But he never does, he is always a sympathetic ear.

So then, while we were chatting, I decided to start a blog. Maybe, someone out there will see my point of view on things, maybe not. Maybe all it will do in the long run is give Levi a break from my meaningless ramblings.

Either way, here it is, my life, currently lost in my return of Saturn.