What Pisses Lizz Off

I asked for some suggestions for a new posting on my Facebook wall tonight. My good friend Lizz is the only one who responded, and boy did she!!! Let me tell you that Lizz had a beautiful newborn baby girl, which of course means she isn't getting nearly enough sleep, she also has zero tolerance for stupid people or assholes. 

Let's touch on some things that piss off Lizz.

1. People who don't own full length mirrors ~ Meaning, I think, people who apparently get dressed in the dark! WTF people, really? I don't dress like a super model, but fuck man, some people go out in public looking disgusting! By a mirror, turn on the damn lights, and if you still have trouble... only buy jeans and solid tee shirts!

2. When a man is taken, stop texting him! ~ Really, I have been in these kinds of relationships. Nothing pissed me off more than when my man would get texts all day and night from random skanky bitches. Taken means taken, not text him on the sly hoping to piss off his woman, so he will be a free agent again! Leave it alone, put the shoe on the other foot, how would you like it?

3. Dead Beat Parents ~ Just lock them all up! The court should strip them of their rights, and lock them up! Not only is it contempt of court, but it is also fucked up! You made that kid too, you are just as fiscally responsible for its welfare! If you have decided to not be a part of your kids life, shame on you, but that is your choice. Fork over a bit of money, AND NEXT TIME USE BIRTH CONTROL! If you don't want to pay, you shouldn't have played!

4. Skanks ~ I am going to make this one short and sweet, I hope they all get a STD and die!

5. Parking lots are not the Indy 500 ~ just because a speed limit is not posted, does not mean it is not implied. Please, go to the DMV, pick up a drivers ed study book, and READ! If you can't read, hand over your license! Children are in parking lots, so are the elderly. How are you going to feel when you kill someone, because you had to show off and be a fucking moron?

Those are just some of her gems, and my thoughts on them...

Comment, show Lizz some love!!!

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Some Randomness

What else is new right?

So Last night, I swallowed my damn tongue ring! I have no clue where I lost all my others, I had about a dozen. 

So now, I am without my favorite piercing. This makes me sad.  By now I am sure it has closed, and my world just isn't the same. 

I know that I love the smell of bleach way too much, to the point I washed my windows with it, it worked very well, and not a germ in sight!

I think my three year old has some sort of secret energy replenishment source that I have yet to find. She acts like she is on uppers ALL the time! She is also a nudist, and I am sure she would never give me a hard time again if I would concede and allow her to live her life naked, and give away all of her clothes. She is also a giant! At my nieces birthday party last weekend another mommy was almost calling my younger sister a liar when she informed the lady that my daughter had just turned three. She really is very tall, only a few inches shorter than her almost six year old sister, who is not short. 

Right now I am listening to the song "Fuck You Right Back" by Frankie. I love this song, give it right back girl!

I am not a man hater, and I know I come across as one. The truth is I just want to be loved and respected by someone. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

I miss having long hair, I love my haircut, but have realized my hair is impossible to deal with unless I straighten it. At least when it was long, the weight of it straightened the curl a bit, now it is a frizzy football helmet unless I straighten it, and really, after chasing my crazy three year old around, why do I want to stand in front of a mirror looking at the bags under my eyes just to straighten my damn hair?

I cooked the worlds worst turkey tonight, at least everything else was okay, and I have no problem with just eating collard greens for dinner, but then again, I am not a big fan of eating, and I am really not a big fan of eating in front of other people. 

I have fish on my blog that people can feed and make them follow their mouse, I do it every time I update, I wonder if anyone else does, or if they only entertain me. 

If I could get a million tattoos I would, the feeling is great, and I wouldn't mind being walking art. To any artists out there giving out free ink, hit me up! I am not into drugs by any means, but man... the high from that is amazing!

I know I am being super friggen random right now.

I love Gwen Stefani.... I need to meet her.

I am out of my fucking skull.

Another Thing I Don't Get!

I understand that I rant a lot about men, if you don't like it don't read my blog.

This though, I really do not understand, and I talked poor Levi's ear off about it today, so now you can all hear about it. Poor Levi, having to hear all my rants before anyone else.

So..... I have come to realize that men are wimps.

It always seems to be the case that, men tell me how attracted to me they are or were weeks, months, sometimes years down the road.

Let me give you an example

Me: Hey how's it going?
Guy: Good, how has life been treating you?
Me: eh, it is what it is, how about you?
Guy: Damn girl your hot, I always thought you were hot back when.
Me: Oh?
Guy: Yeah, but you aren't really approachable you know...
Me: What? How so?
Guy: Well, I mean I never stood a chance.
Me: Why would you say that?
Guy: You know how you are, you know...
Me: Well obviously I don't
Guy: You must know your sexy, the way you walk, how you wear your makeup, the way you talk...

Etc.

I have gotten it from guys I grew up with, the same guys who called me a "dirty" even though I showered twice a day, I have gotten it from guys who were close friends with me when they had already made up their minds to not be with me, I have gotten it from guys who have girlfriends, and guys who knew at the time I had a boyfriend, guys I have worked with, all kinds....

Here is what I have to say to any guy who may be reading this, and might have an attraction to me.

*I am the most approachable person on the planet, I will talk to random strangers with no hesitation.
*I am by no means a snob, I am super down to earth, and have no feelings of being "above" anyone
*I am not as sexy as you may have convinced yourself I am, in fact, I am pretty fucking plain.
*I hangout with almost all guys, I am not afraid for one to talk to me.
*I walk like I walk, it is not sexy. You have only convinced yourself of that.
*I wear my makeup how I wear it, because it is the only way to cover up my plain face.
*If I am repulsed by you, I would have already told you.
*If I am even a smidge bit interested, you will know, I wear my emotions all over my face.
*I probably act more like a guy than most of your friends, have you heard me talk for more than 2 minutes?
*Above all else, I am more than a sexual object, if you want to approach me, there had better be more on your mind than getting laid.

So please, if you have read this, and are still interested, don't be a pussy, have a conversation with me. If you want to know if I am interested as well, ask me now, not in a month, or a year, or 16 years, Grow some balls and ask me now! Prove to me that all men do not in fact suck!!!!!

*** Also, there are some links on this blog, do me a solid and click on them for the hell of it, they pay me a few cents for you doing so, which buys me coffee, which helps me write new blogs**********

~*~*~*~*~* One last thing, how about leaving a comment with some love and sympathy for Levi, who will shortly be going deaf from my bitching all the time about how much men suck ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*