Some Randomness

What else is new right?

So Last night, I swallowed my damn tongue ring! I have no clue where I lost all my others, I had about a dozen. 

So now, I am without my favorite piercing. This makes me sad.  By now I am sure it has closed, and my world just isn't the same. 

I know that I love the smell of bleach way too much, to the point I washed my windows with it, it worked very well, and not a germ in sight!

I think my three year old has some sort of secret energy replenishment source that I have yet to find. She acts like she is on uppers ALL the time! She is also a nudist, and I am sure she would never give me a hard time again if I would concede and allow her to live her life naked, and give away all of her clothes. She is also a giant! At my nieces birthday party last weekend another mommy was almost calling my younger sister a liar when she informed the lady that my daughter had just turned three. She really is very tall, only a few inches shorter than her almost six year old sister, who is not short. 

Right now I am listening to the song "Fuck You Right Back" by Frankie. I love this song, give it right back girl!

I am not a man hater, and I know I come across as one. The truth is I just want to be loved and respected by someone. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

I miss having long hair, I love my haircut, but have realized my hair is impossible to deal with unless I straighten it. At least when it was long, the weight of it straightened the curl a bit, now it is a frizzy football helmet unless I straighten it, and really, after chasing my crazy three year old around, why do I want to stand in front of a mirror looking at the bags under my eyes just to straighten my damn hair?

I cooked the worlds worst turkey tonight, at least everything else was okay, and I have no problem with just eating collard greens for dinner, but then again, I am not a big fan of eating, and I am really not a big fan of eating in front of other people. 

I have fish on my blog that people can feed and make them follow their mouse, I do it every time I update, I wonder if anyone else does, or if they only entertain me. 

If I could get a million tattoos I would, the feeling is great, and I wouldn't mind being walking art. To any artists out there giving out free ink, hit me up! I am not into drugs by any means, but man... the high from that is amazing!

I know I am being super friggen random right now.

I love Gwen Stefani.... I need to meet her.

I am out of my fucking skull.