What Pisses Lizz Off

I asked for some suggestions for a new posting on my Facebook wall tonight. My good friend Lizz is the only one who responded, and boy did she!!! Let me tell you that Lizz had a beautiful newborn baby girl, which of course means she isn't getting nearly enough sleep, she also has zero tolerance for stupid people or assholes. 

Let's touch on some things that piss off Lizz.

1. People who don't own full length mirrors ~ Meaning, I think, people who apparently get dressed in the dark! WTF people, really? I don't dress like a super model, but fuck man, some people go out in public looking disgusting! By a mirror, turn on the damn lights, and if you still have trouble... only buy jeans and solid tee shirts!

2. When a man is taken, stop texting him! ~ Really, I have been in these kinds of relationships. Nothing pissed me off more than when my man would get texts all day and night from random skanky bitches. Taken means taken, not text him on the sly hoping to piss off his woman, so he will be a free agent again! Leave it alone, put the shoe on the other foot, how would you like it?

3. Dead Beat Parents ~ Just lock them all up! The court should strip them of their rights, and lock them up! Not only is it contempt of court, but it is also fucked up! You made that kid too, you are just as fiscally responsible for its welfare! If you have decided to not be a part of your kids life, shame on you, but that is your choice. Fork over a bit of money, AND NEXT TIME USE BIRTH CONTROL! If you don't want to pay, you shouldn't have played!

4. Skanks ~ I am going to make this one short and sweet, I hope they all get a STD and die!

5. Parking lots are not the Indy 500 ~ just because a speed limit is not posted, does not mean it is not implied. Please, go to the DMV, pick up a drivers ed study book, and READ! If you can't read, hand over your license! Children are in parking lots, so are the elderly. How are you going to feel when you kill someone, because you had to show off and be a fucking moron?

Those are just some of her gems, and my thoughts on them...

Comment, show Lizz some love!!!

Also, give me a hand and click on one of the ad's over on the side there, or just below this, I don't care if you buy shit from people, just click the link and then close it.