Another Thing I Don't Get!

I understand that I rant a lot about men, if you don't like it don't read my blog.

This though, I really do not understand, and I talked poor Levi's ear off about it today, so now you can all hear about it. Poor Levi, having to hear all my rants before anyone else.

So..... I have come to realize that men are wimps.

It always seems to be the case that, men tell me how attracted to me they are or were weeks, months, sometimes years down the road.

Let me give you an example

Me: Hey how's it going?
Guy: Good, how has life been treating you?
Me: eh, it is what it is, how about you?
Guy: Damn girl your hot, I always thought you were hot back when.
Me: Oh?
Guy: Yeah, but you aren't really approachable you know...
Me: What? How so?
Guy: Well, I mean I never stood a chance.
Me: Why would you say that?
Guy: You know how you are, you know...
Me: Well obviously I don't
Guy: You must know your sexy, the way you walk, how you wear your makeup, the way you talk...

Etc.

I have gotten it from guys I grew up with, the same guys who called me a "dirty" even though I showered twice a day, I have gotten it from guys who were close friends with me when they had already made up their minds to not be with me, I have gotten it from guys who have girlfriends, and guys who knew at the time I had a boyfriend, guys I have worked with, all kinds....

Here is what I have to say to any guy who may be reading this, and might have an attraction to me.

*I am the most approachable person on the planet, I will talk to random strangers with no hesitation.
*I am by no means a snob, I am super down to earth, and have no feelings of being "above" anyone
*I am not as sexy as you may have convinced yourself I am, in fact, I am pretty fucking plain.
*I hangout with almost all guys, I am not afraid for one to talk to me.
*I walk like I walk, it is not sexy. You have only convinced yourself of that.
*I wear my makeup how I wear it, because it is the only way to cover up my plain face.
*If I am repulsed by you, I would have already told you.
*If I am even a smidge bit interested, you will know, I wear my emotions all over my face.
*I probably act more like a guy than most of your friends, have you heard me talk for more than 2 minutes?
*Above all else, I am more than a sexual object, if you want to approach me, there had better be more on your mind than getting laid.

So please, if you have read this, and are still interested, don't be a pussy, have a conversation with me. If you want to know if I am interested as well, ask me now, not in a month, or a year, or 16 years, Grow some balls and ask me now! Prove to me that all men do not in fact suck!!!!!

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~*~*~*~*~* One last thing, how about leaving a comment with some love and sympathy for Levi, who will shortly be going deaf from my bitching all the time about how much men suck ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*