By Termites, I mean men who apparently can't be satisfied with being my friend!
To any of these men that follow my blog, I have a boyfriend! I am very happy with him and am not on the market! Actually most of you Termites know this, in fact, I believe all of you know this!
**** PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT CAREFULLY!****
1. "HI" IS NOT SECRET CODE FOR "I WANT TO LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND FOR YOU"
2. "HOW WAS YOUR DAY" IS NOT SECRET CODE FOR "MAKE OUT WITH ME"
3. MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE GUYS, IF YOU JUST WANT A PIECE OF ASS DON'T BOTHER TALKING TO ME
4. TELLING ME I AM ATTRACTIVE WILL NOT GET ME IN BED.
5. GIVING ME BEER WILL NOT GET ME IN BED.
6. I AM NOT WILLING TO CHEAT ON, OR LEAVE MY BF FOR ANY OF YOU, SO JUST STOP.
7. IF ANY OF THESE ARE TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND I CAN DIRECT YOU TO MY NUMEROUS LOVED ONES WHO HAVE SERVED TIME IN JAIL AND OR PRISON, AND WHO ALSO HAVE AFFILIATIONS WITH CERTAIN FRATERNITY'S MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP ME OUT IN THIS ASPECT!
8. YOU MAY ALSO WANT TO KEEP IN MIND THAT I HAVE 5 BROTHERS. IF YOU THINK I AM A CRAZY BITCH, JUST TELL THEM THE SHIT YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING ME, TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU I LOOK LIKE THE SANE ONE!
Please just respect the fact that I am not a piece of meat, and that I am in a happy relationship. If you can be my friend, and keep it at that, cool. If not, don't even bother. PLEASE!
Peace and Love
B
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