Lets be real here people, nobody is perfect all the time. Me probably most of all. I admit all the time how not perfect I am! The farthest thing from it to be exact!
My gorgeous boyfriend, White Coat Guy, is sadly a victim to my imperfection.
At the start of our relationship, like many other women that I know, I put in so much effort into how I looked before I saw him. You know, made sure I smelled great, my hair was perfect, makeup amazing, cute clothes. I NEVER let him see me in any other form.
Sure, I talk like a sailor, probably more like a pirate, every other word from my mouth is fuck... I also have a slight Bostonian accent, which makes it all the more harsh... think Mark Wahlberg in The Departed. I've also heard that I am like a man trapped in a woman's body, but that that is a good thing.
So I hooked him with my guy talk, and hotness, the perfect chick.
Jump forward in time to five months into our relationship and we are living together. It became impossible to look great and be cool all the time. He had to see the Mommy side, which he had seen before, but now to the fullest extent. Also, doing laundry, and dishes, cleaning the toilet, and cooking meals. With all of the daily bullshit and whatnot, I couldn't be pretty all the time.
He loves me still, and tells me everyday that I am beautiful! I think he is either blind, or under some delusions!
Here is the woman he fell for
But this, is the woman he now has to look at every day, prepare yourself, it isn't pretty!
Yep, that's right, I put myself out there, I am being real! I am an ugly bitch on a daily basis! Without the makeup, and hotness, this is what the love of my life ends up with.
The pope should make him a saint now! Catholic or not, this man is a saint to look at this when he fell for the previous.
He loves me and still thinks I am beautiful, and that makes me the luckiest woman ever!
I dare the rest of you to be so real.
Don't always be fake, it is more disgusting than the second picture!
Peace and Love,
B
My gorgeous boyfriend, White Coat Guy, is sadly a victim to my imperfection.
At the start of our relationship, like many other women that I know, I put in so much effort into how I looked before I saw him. You know, made sure I smelled great, my hair was perfect, makeup amazing, cute clothes. I NEVER let him see me in any other form.
Sure, I talk like a sailor, probably more like a pirate, every other word from my mouth is fuck... I also have a slight Bostonian accent, which makes it all the more harsh... think Mark Wahlberg in The Departed. I've also heard that I am like a man trapped in a woman's body, but that that is a good thing.
So I hooked him with my guy talk, and hotness, the perfect chick.
Jump forward in time to five months into our relationship and we are living together. It became impossible to look great and be cool all the time. He had to see the Mommy side, which he had seen before, but now to the fullest extent. Also, doing laundry, and dishes, cleaning the toilet, and cooking meals. With all of the daily bullshit and whatnot, I couldn't be pretty all the time.
He loves me still, and tells me everyday that I am beautiful! I think he is either blind, or under some delusions!
Here is the woman he fell for
But this, is the woman he now has to look at every day, prepare yourself, it isn't pretty!
Yep, that's right, I put myself out there, I am being real! I am an ugly bitch on a daily basis! Without the makeup, and hotness, this is what the love of my life ends up with.
The pope should make him a saint now! Catholic or not, this man is a saint to look at this when he fell for the previous.
He loves me and still thinks I am beautiful, and that makes me the luckiest woman ever!
I dare the rest of you to be so real.
Don't always be fake, it is more disgusting than the second picture!
Peace and Love,
B
I'm sure White Coat Guy will tell you he didn't fall for your make-up applying skills, or your hair dressing skills, but for the smart, funny, creative, sweet person you are on the inside. And I'm not just saying that because you're my little sister and I love you ;-)
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